John McCain claims that the media is "in love" with Barack Obama. John McCain has decided to make a Valentine's video, and people get to vote for the winner. One video has 86% of the vote, the other has 14%. Vote for the lesser of the two. Senator McCain does not expect liberals to look on his webpage and vote, but we can sabotage the video with enough votes. You can vote for the worse video here.

Straight-talkin' John McCain is finally back to saying something worth listening to. After a week in which the Senator declared he wasn't sure if condoms stopped the spread of sexually transmitted diseases, McCain, in an interview with Britain's Sunday Telegraph, has vowed to try and fix that "ugly American" image that our current president has helped foster in much of the world. How to accomplish this feat? First, close the prison at Guantanamo Bay and "expedite judicial proceedings" for the remaining prisoners.

-AOL News, March 18th 2007

I am starting up a new blog to inform the American people about the flip flops and bloopers of John McSame. If I have missed an important story, you can e-mail me at Kevin.Dukelow@gmail.com and if it is relevant I will post it. I hope that this will serve as an archive so that people can keep track of the election and can recollect what happened weeks ago. Help me hold McCain accountable for his lies and flip flops. Thank you, and I hope that you like the resource.

Fox News contributor David Horowitz visited UC Santa Cruz to explain how  conservative viewpoints are not represented in an academic setting. You may remember that Horowitz has called UC Santa Cruz the worst school in the country, based on his conversations with five students. I am serious, he only talked to five students. Though many students were forced to watch David Horowitz's speech from outside of the auditorium, that did not stop Horowitz from making fun of the people outside. We heard later that he called us "racist bigots". One person on the outside held up a sign saying "Kill Whitey" which most of the others outside, including myself, opposed. Ironically, it was written by the same guy who disrupted Horowitz's presentation. There is one funny segment in the clip At 1:38 and 1:52 into the clip, as Horowitz pops a snot bubble. Send this clip to Media Matters if you think it is deserving of being shown.

President Bush commemorated Israel's 60th birthday by launching a political attack on the Democratic presidential candidates.

"Some seem to think that we should negotiate with the terrorists and the radicals, as if some ingenious argument will persuade them that they have been wrong all along," said President Bush. "In actuality, the only thing that will appease the terrorists is cold hard cash."

George W. Bush may not have known at the time, but his tap dance on the steps of the white house summoned the ghost of former U.S. president and war hero, General Dwight D. Eisenhower. The former general arrived in the oval office, much to the president's surprise.

President George W. Bush jumped out of his shoes when he saw Eisenhower on his personal phone line. "Hey, who are you and why are you sitting at my desk communicating with the terrorists?"

The general explained to President Bush that he was not communicating with America's enemies but merely informing other white house officials of his historic visit.

"A likely story, Mr. Eisonhooters, if that is your real name." said President Bush, "It's a good thing that we allow America's giant telecom companies to spy on Americans in secrecy and without court ordered warrants. I caught you red handed."

Eisenhower's jaw dropped and he slowly put the phone down.

Ralph Nader, a former presidential candidate, is throwing his head back into the ring; even when the vast majority of Democrats want his head under a guillotine. Even Ralph Nader’s most vigilant supporters in 2000, such as Michael Moore and Bill Maher, have previously pleaded to him not to run. He is now so desperate for support that he is lecturing rocks and pigeons to vote for him.
Though Ralph Nader is running out of options, he still has something to fall back on: the grave. Nader wants to revoke the laws that make it illegal for dead citizens to vote, arguing that, "dead people have faced the greatest amount voting discrimination, with zombies constantly being turned away from the polls." Nader calls this form of discrimination, "troubling."

FROM JANUARY 19, 2005

Dear Jernal,
I was shocked to turn on CNN to find that they are replacing Tucker Carlson with Jon Stewart. That is almost as bad as replacing me with Al Franken. The only show I lissen to on Air America Radio is the Randi Rhodes show. There a conservative referred to her as "Sir" instead of "Ma'am." Way to brake the gender divide, my friend! Then I switched the channel to heer that the liberals started the war in Eye-rack. Way to think logistically, Rush!

Can you believe that the search for WMDs was called off and no stockpiles were found? Imagine that! Good thing I don't wurk at CBS: I would be fired!

Secretary of Agriculture: Stephen R. Gliessman
Deputy: Annie Marie Carter

Attorney General: Senator John Edwards
Deputy: Shirin Ebadi

Chief of Staff: Senator Russ Feingold
Deputy: Robert F. Kennedy Jr.

CIA Director: Larry Diamond
Deputy: Larry C. Johnson

White House Climate Expert: Edward Mazria
Deputy: Dr. James E. Hansen

Secretary of Commerce: Paul Hawken
Deputy: Diana DeGette

President’s Counsel: Marina S. Ottaway
Deputy: Ray Anderson

Secretary of Defense: Robert M. Perito
Deputy: Charles S. Robb

The next president of the United States of America will need a team of advisors that will fix what the Bush Adminstration has broken. This means putting together a team of well-qualified experts to find solutions to escalating problems, both nationally and domesticcally and internationally, is  essential. These people must not only advise but must take the lead on solving world problems, and I feel that the people on this list are the most qualified to lead the nation to a more prosperous tomorrow. Here are my proposed cabinet secretaries from T to W, from the Secretary of the Treasury to the World Bank Director.

The next president of the United States of America will need a team of advisors that can fix what the Bush Adminstration has broken. This means putting together a team of well-qualified experts to find solutions to escalating problems, both nationally and domesticcally and internationally, is  essential. These people must not only advise but must take the lead on solving world problems, and I feel that the people on this list are the most qualified to lead the nation to a more prosperous tomorrow. Here are my proposed cabinet secretaries from N-T, from the Secretary of National Drug Control Policy to the Secretary of Transportation.

The next president of the United States of America will need a team of advisors that can fix what the Bush Adminstration has broken. This means putting together a team of well-qualified experts to find solutions to escalating problems, both nationally and domesticcally and internationally, is  essential. These people must not only advise but must take the lead on solving world problems, and I feel that the people on this list are the most qualified to lead the nation to a more prosperous tomorrow. Here are my proposed cabinet secretaries from A-N, from the Secretary of Agriculture to the Director of Management and Budget.

Thank you all for your advice and suggestions on my proposed Cabinet.

Welcome to the O'Reilly Factor.

I have a quick update. I am taking Barnes & Nobel off of my own personal naughty list because they are selling my book at their stores. I can now announce than though Al Franken is still on the bad list, Satan's name has been removed. That's right. Now you may imagine that I would be against the Prince of Darkness and his worshipers on DailyKos.com. Well hell just froze over.

It turns out that Satan is handing out my latest book for free to every member of hell. Way to go, Satan. Finally, hell has something worth while to offer. Hey, wait a minute...

This 32:43 documentary film takes you to the real world of China's toy factories. Workers tell us about long working hours, low wages, and dangerous work places. Those who protest or try to organize trade unions risk imprisonment. Low labor costs attract more and more companies to China. Today more than 75% of our toys are made in China and this industry takes its toll on the workers and on the environment.

CNN Morning Poll

Who would you rather have Thanksgiving with?
Hillary Clinton 35%
Rudy Giuliani 6%
Barack Obama 53%
Mitt Romney 6%

The Republican candidates are the loud-mouthed, unappealing relative that nobody wants to invite to the table. Things are turning around, this is what we can be thankful for...

I can see how Fox News will spin this... "Republicans more popular than Aunt Gertrude's Mashed Potato, Jello & Brussel Sprout Surprise."

After Fox News reported that the California Wildfires may have been the work of terrorists I predicted in my diary that the terrorists would begin to control other natural disasters such as earthquakes. The wildfires were only the begininning. I predicited that earthquakes were next. Well, guess what happened yesterday evening? Apparently the terrorists know the way to San Jose. The news even reported that Al-Kid-A started the wildfires using a simple set of matches. Permission to crap your pants granted.

I have recieved some e-mail's reading, "Okay, Nostradamus, if you're so smart, than what is going to happen next?" I assume that ghost of Karl Marx just cut and paste a few thousand e-mails together and Keith Olbermann sent them to my address. That's how the liberal media works.

We have recently learned from Facts News that Al Qaeda terrorists have sparked the massive California wildfires. But this is only the calm before the storm. Scientists at the Discovery Institute say that because the earth was created seven thousand of years ago, the "terrorists must be adjusting the tectonic plates."

Oh, sure, the people who believed Al Gore's movie will say that these scientists are spinning the truth, but the people who liked Al Gore's movie will believe anything he tells them. I have scientists to back up my argument, which is that Al Qaeda sparked the wildfires as a precursor to an earthquake that drown California in the sea. Now don't celebrate just yet, Mr. Beck, the Coit Tower may still stand above the waves. Terrorists, you have your marching orders from O'Reilly, you know what to do.